This was a 3:15am route.
I set my Alexa to wake me at 2:25 and also on my phone.
I must have shut them both off without realizing it and gone back to sleep
Luckily my body woke me up in time. I look at the clock and it's 2:45am so 30 minutes to get ready and arrive.
Had to rush (but I've accepted a block at that time before) and 22 miles away doing 80 on the highway I can make it, so I washed my face and brushed my teeth and put my clothes on, threw some water bottles and a ice pack in a cooler, and just made it.

So the past few months I’ve been my M.I.L’s personal dietary coach and helping her shed shed some pounds. She is not following any diet in particular, other than CICO with a focus on front-loading protein. So far she has lost about 25 lbs, but has plateaued the past few weeks. She absolutely INSISTS that her calories are on point and she is eating a maximum 1200 calories a day; sometimes even less (she is quite short). She tracks with MyFitnessPal. But here’s the kicker: she has never weighed any food. Ever. She doesn’t even own a food-weight. She says she goes off the cals/serving or cals/100g and can accurately estimate everything and the cause of her stagnated weight MUST be something else. She has speculated over a hormone imbalance, “ruined/crashed” metabolism, genetic defect etc…
Now I face quite a big challenge that requires me to tread lightly and find the ultimate balance between showing her she’s wrong, but simultaneously maintaining our healthy relationship. She keeps saying she has to drop her calories and eat 600-800 calories a day to keep losing weight, but that is obviously way too low. Help?
She is very sensitive and very prideful. I absolutely cannot figure out how to tell her without sounding condescending to her ears.
Tl;dr: mother-in-law is not counting cals and her weight has stopped dropping. How can i convince her she is eating too much and is not diseased.

So the past few months I’ve been my M.I.L’s personal dietary coach and helping her shed shed some pounds. She is not following any diet in particular, other than CICO with a focus on front-loading protein. So far she has lost about 25 lbs, but has plateaued the past few weeks. She absolutely INSISTS that her calories are on point and she is eating a maximum 1200 calories a day; sometimes even less (she is quite short). She tracks with MyFitnessPal. But here’s the kicker: she has never weighed any food. Ever. She doesn’t even own a food-weight. She says she goes off the cals/serving or cals/100g and can accurately estimate everything and the cause of her stagnated weight MUST be something else. She has speculated over a hormone imbalance, “ruined/crashed” metabolism, genetic defect etc…
Now I face quite a big challenge that requires me to tread lightly and find the ultimate balance between showing her she’s wrong, but simultaneously maintaining our healthy relationship. She keeps saying she has to drop her calories and eat 600-800 calories a day to keep losing weight, but that is obviously way too low. Help?
She is very sensitive and very prideful. I absolutely cannot figure out how to tell her without sounding condescending to her ears.
Tl;dr: mother-in-law is not counting cals and her weight has stopped dropping. How can i convince her she is eating too much and is not diseased.

TL;DR:

• Reddit's leadership is gaslighting the entire platform
• Most Admins (employees) that really cared are fired or left the company
• Extreme amount of abuse in berghain subreddits over 10+ months
• Extreme amount of slander and lies perpetuated and never properly punished
• Many sockpuppet and alt accounts pretending to be real
• 80+ verified instances of abuse, harassment and false reports
• The online "community" has been taken over by people who repeatedly abused and never admitted anything
• Admins never fully read the case and instead punished the victims

. PART ONE .
Browsing Reddit these days you can see the writing on the wall: mass subreddit protests, 3rd party reddit apps shutting down, loveletters to Reddit Admins… Reddit's CEO just had an "AMA" and in classic corporate style no real answers were given. He doubled down on his lies, attempted to gaslight the entire platform, caught copy-pasting from prepared answers, gave the same generic answers he gave many years ago, mods complaining about Reddit never responding to them. The post by the Apollo developer makes it very clear that Reddit is a very dishonest and greedy corporation.
The most common sentiment: Reddit does not respond. blind moderators' requests for accessibility features have been ignored for 3+ years. Countless moderators see how messages to modsupport lead to a void. No response, no result, no action. No word, at best some canned copypasta. Yet it's the only "official channel" to get your request heard, if it's about anything more complex than their Basic "native mod tools".
Reddit Incorporated pretends to "care" but they only care about money and anything that brings it to them - views, engagement, metrics, ads. Reddit's greedy strategy which tries to squeeze all "value" before the big IPO cash out is in clear contrast with its core model - the unpaid labor of thousands of Mods (volunteers).
Reddit is a Californian company and its culture is largely shaped by its head, it's CEO. Do's and Dont's "trickle down" from there, affecting employees' actions and decisions such as those that Reddit Admins (paid employees) take, especially in complex cases - the more greedy a company is, the less it cares, other than What Generates More Profit.
Former Admins and older mods both say that there used to be many Admin employees that cared about responding and being there. By now most are fired or have quit. Some saw the writing on the wall a long time ago. New Admins are made sure to be more compliant with the real face of Reddit before being hired, as their actions have shown. Recent example: they tried to populate new German subreddits with fake accounts / bots, using AI Translation from English to German to generate "activity".
The anonymous nature of Reddit makes it highly prone to misinformation and disinformation, something that the platform's heads have repeatedly done themselves:
In 2005, Reddit's creators help seed Reddit with numerous fake accounts to make Reddit seem more populated than it actually was.
Literally the first "major event" in its timeline, how the whole thing started.
Its creators sold Reddit to the global conglomerate Conde Nast already back in 2006. One month later, Aaron Swartz was already complaining about work becoming too corporate. This all goes back to the very beginning.
Without a doubt, Reddit's leadership shows clear signs of narcissistic abuse. There is a lot to be said about narcissistic abuse and capitalism - what "trickles down" are all the nasty byproducts of ego, greed and ignorance. Not only to internal employees, but to the broader culture of the platform.

What does any of this have to do with berghain?

There has been an extreme amount of narcissistic abuse that took place in the three Berghain subreddits (2 public and 1 private, the rest made last year), private messages, modmails, chats, false reports and so on.
This case grew far beyond just "reddit sub ownership/rivalry/whatever" - it became coordinated, scaled, directed abuse and harassment in pure bad faith. There have been extreme amounts of effort in silencing and burying the truth. Something extremely unbecoming of whoever claims to be "The Berghain Community".
Some users saw all this as just a game that they could "stir up" in any direction., joking about it in private subs (below that there was a reply saying "oh no it was a huge headache dealing with this guy" by that sub's owner).
berghain and the few people who supported it have been under an extreme amount of abuse, slander, harassment, bullying and platform manipulation over 10 entire months. The gang of abusive trolls (Bad Actors, BA for short) started with 2 members but quickly grew much larger. They allege to be "The Berghain Community" and kept discrediting everyone else in abusive and slanderous ways. Any attempt to bring the abuse itself to light and make it stop was met with never ending gaslighting: "you're crazy, paranoid, troll, insane, delusional, nobody cares, you need professional help". The comments below this post will no doubt be dismissing in similar ways - they especially now count on "many months have passed" - oddly they tried saying the same a while ago but later once exposed, immediately changed their efforts and words and had to twist reality again instead of admitting anything. Of course there were some specific users who kept gaslighting way more than others - but even when caught red handed they never admitted anything, their responses simply shifted, finding a new detail to twist reality, constantly inflating everything, making it difficult to summarize to any mediating group.
The ever growing group of BA kept denying any coordination between then, saying "it's all natural, we don't know each other". They are all regular guests of the same nightclub open for more than 30 hours every single weekend. There is way too much evidence of actions that wouldn't take place if it was just strangers on the internet. There have been countless instances where BAs kept "playing dumb" when they thought that their coordination was not known but evidence exists that proves their guilt.
When faced with endless bad faith, there must be mediation to bring sanity and peace. On Reddit, the employees that mediate complex cases are called Reddit Admins. They were repeatedly approached in full transparency and asked to make decisive actions to make the abuse entirely stop, which was happening both directly and indirectly through various creative means, timings, spaces in order to avoid "clear rule breakage", making it hard for anyone to directly "punish" it.
Around August, Admins responded "Use the report system to build a case". This was objected because the report system is extremely limited: it reviews single pieces of content, ad-hoc, hard to link to each other, especially in complex cases. Admins insisted in the same answer, they were approached again and copy-pasted the same response.
(Note: an "Actual Admin" once said that the Report System is apparently operated by different teams than "Actual Admins", such as Safety / AEO, which are likely more decoupled from Reddit HQ..)
Over the next 8 months, the report system was legitimately used: there are more than 80 verified instances of abuse, all willingly committed by Bad Actors. Some huge threads even counted as only 1 or 2 instances, despite going on for entire weeks. The harassers kept refuting everything, claiming "it's all false reports by an obsessed troll" since the very beginning. They only have 1 minor example to show which is deliberately framed as "false report" by overgeneralising, oversimplifying and omitting important context off - methods they have continuously used to twist reality.
The Bad Actors have primarily been reported for HARASSMENT (70+ instances) and REPORT ABUSE (10+ instances). They have deliberately submitted more than 10 False Reports clearly aimed to ban and silence whoever tried to bring the truth to light. The main target of the Bad Actors has been user "Agitated_Whereas8966" (AG) who has been wrongly suspended 3 times.
Here are many instances of Abusive False Reports submitted by the Bad Actors, in FULL context.
Also, here is a small number of mostly confirmed Harassment reports only up to September '22 , about 25 out of 70+.
The full timeline in detail and context with other remaining reports will be posted at a later time.

What happened with Reddit Admins?

Despite mountains of evidence that proves the guilt of the Bad Actors, Reddit Admins have been consistently silent, distant, making barely any actions, some of it entirely arbitrarily as they later proved through their absolute nonsense response around March, and even though Bad Actors kept committing abuse and new evidence coming to surface, in the end Admins kept punishing the victims and supporting the abusers.
AG was first wrongly suspended on September as a result of mass-false-reports made in retaliation by Bad Actors, right after their "founder and leader" was legitimately suspended for EXTREME HARASSMENT and Ban Evasion. AG's suspension was quickly reverted as it was the result of automation: mass-false-reports triggered some code.
AG was then again wrongly suspended on December after having sustained reams of abuse for months:

• first by 3 specific users who became temporary berghain mods for less than 3 weeks. They first presented themselves in "good will", as in "we're on your side, we believe you" while at the same time never actually admitting what was really happening e.g. carefully speaking with indirect language when referring to specific events or strategically ignoring them, making numerous contradictory actions and statements, sweet-talking to AG to make him say certain statements which were twisted and used against him, saying many times to AG "you're paranoid, no one is against you" and the very next days turning extremely hostile… these temp mods all got more than 15 legitimate infractions for Harassment by the Report System and all got multiple 3/7 days bans from the entire platform.
  
• Admins opened a "mediation channel" within the mod team and these temp mods continued the same: extreme harassment and bullying, absurd self-contradictory statements, walls of text of lying to admins, all with the aim of taking over the subreddit and silencing anyone who would reveal their abusive actions. Admins gave a very short response that contextually didn't make sense - as if they barely read anything - but amounted to "we are taking no action goodbye".
  
• Right after that, in an abusive public post these temp mods had already created to slander AG (the allegations in screenshot are pure nonsense: A) rules: they were posted by that same user, without consensus, 1 hour after he joined as mod, just 2 weeks before that post. It was planned. B) post removals: only a few and entirely justified. The mods kept bullying AG for 6 whole hours just to keep a post titled "is BH +18 or +21?" up, which attracted random answers like "we were 15 and we got in" etc… reddit is anonymous. C) banner: they consistently kept wanting to "copy the official website content, style, banner" etc in obvious bad faith, while ignoring any topics that would actually help the subreddit and community. D) description: they were asked many times to discuss and contribute on a community description and/or communications but they strategically ignored the topic, while being hell-bent on nonsense like keeping "is BH +18 or +21" posts up and abusing "democratic majority" to impose nonsense… E) Overall these mods tried their BEST to provoke negative reactions in order to reframe them to do harm and silence, supposedly "unfit to mod".)
  

A new random account popped up that made very directed attacks against AG and berghain, kept making ridiculous claims and shifting all blame to the victims. This account was operated by the core group of Bad Actors, who are currently very active in another specific subreddit, but they constantly declined revealing who they are. They did that in order to commit extreme abuse while avoiding any infractions to their main accounts. And despite that account consistently committing extreme gaslighting over 2 entire weeks, reports kept returning negative and were only actioned in the very end… But some days after that, absurdly, AG was the one who got suspended. It took 1.5 months to get reinstated. In the meantime, Bad Actors kept trolling and violating berghain in many ways and literally twisted all of the above "temp mods" events as "comically their alliance broke very quickly and the troll alleged 'harassment'" - they wrote that the very "reason of existence" post of their subreddit no less.
Late January, AG made a public post briefly summarizing what has been happening all along, asking the bad actors to finally admit their wrongdoing and bring an end to all of this. The responses below were: "You're crazy, insane, you need professional help" etc. The worst one was an extremely contradictory comment by a sockpuppet account - attempting to describe what this account did unavoidably turns someone into looking like this… but here's the short version:

• 1) this account was previously used to post the entirely opposite opinion and the accurate version of events on August
• 2) it was its First post on the BH subs and highly specific about a complex topic
• 3) it was accused of being an alt of the berghain mod, on purpose
• 4) that August post was used to spread further nonsense slander in the private subreddit (especially the "several other alt accounts tried to reply" part is 100% false, didn't happen. The entire "disingenious experience" was made up.
• 5) they deleted the August post and removed the account from Pushshift to erase all tracks of being found
• 6) the user in screenshots who made all these false allegations was caught lying redhanded in modmail
• 7) just some days later, the sockpuppet account suddenly becomes active again and posts about being in Klubnacht and "having a great time" to prove legitimacy of account…

(Also in the topic of sockpuppet accounts, it is assumed that one of the mods in the specific rival sub was such an account that pretended to be real/separate and was used several times to "saintify" the main perpetrator in public comments, became their mod, the account likely remained inactive for 6+ months. When their sub was under risk/review they removed the account from mod, oddly stickied some triggering "suicide" post in its profile to repel any admins and called it a day. Interestingly the Bad Actors have called the recruitment of the temp mods in berghain as "done only to provide legitimacy to the subreddit"… while they had many alt accounts as mods that never did any mod action.)
Given all above, that January comment is complete nonsense: it implied AG is insane ("don’t know why you keep posting about this"), made ridiculous statements and repeated BA's abusive narrative ("your drama caused the death of the subreddit"), used vocabulary of the main perpetrator ("the new one was born") and entirely contradicted both this sockpuppet account and its owner, as well as the position itself ("this nonsense essentially ended the moment that subreddit was created"). And there are more condemning details, omitted due to size.
Question is: Why did the Bad Actors have to go through all this effort through alt accounts if they were right that they're supposedly "innocent" and "they were trolled by someone who made false reports"?
In February, Bad Actors kept sending messages to Admins with their false narrative, doubling down on abuse. They kept denying all wrongdoing, shifting ALL blame to AG as "insane obsessed troll", claiming the main perpetrator's suspension was "inappropriate" and blatantly lying: saying "he didn't know that ban evasion was against the rules" however the ringleader had already committed both Ban Evasion and Harassment with 3 alt accounts during Aug-Sep, before SENDING THIS to the moderator. What makes it even worse is that all Harassment he kept doing through his 3 alt accounts were of exactly the same type that got him banned from berghain in the first place: gaslighting and abusing AG. "Ban Evasion" can be tolerable if the user simply makes normal contributions but he literally kept doing the exact same extremely abusive actions, non-stop. He even posted this abomination right after he got suspended in September… everyone else's fault except his. More Context about that whole part can be found here.
The extremely absurd result: The main perpetrator got reinstated and AG got again wrongly suspended.
In his "I'm Back" post, the perpetrator avoided mentioning harassment - yet the reports that brought his suspension were for Harassment - it's very obvious by reading the threads linked above (More Context), specifically extreme sealioning and gaslighting.

The New Admin

Mid-February, a New Admin (hired end of '22) approached berghain with a message that claimed to "provide help" through something called "Community Builder Program" - that program's "help" is entirely simplistic and useless, as if targeting complete newbies to Reddit to help them with the most Basic platform features. Absolutely zero relevance to such a complex case - other than a calculated insult. He even sent this "builder" message twice, he also confirmed it was not automated.
The Admin claimed ignorance and asked "What are your issues?" - a very extensive summary was given, and additional messages as abusive events kept happening on the subreddits, a small example of indirect abuse being the rival sub adding a rule of "No Sealioning - whoever knows, knows", which is one of the abuse methods they consistently used, never admitted and never apologised about.
The Admin responded after 10 days with something short that barely made any sense at all. As if the Admin was responding by taking into account only the context given by the Bad Actors, Not the context given by AG. The admin's most absurd statement : "We see no evidence of them "manipulating" Safety or other people at reddit, the actions taken check out." This was the only response ever given by Admins currently employed by Reddit.
It is very evident that Admins only reviewed a small part of the case files, reports, content, even their own admin actions… and so on. Admins have only handled this case ad-hoc, in separate tickets as their workflow goes, Never consistently as "one case", despite being asked to do so countless times when the case was much smaller.
Over the next 2 months, at least 20 additional messages were sent to this specific admin's channel (and more to modsupport): a combination of existing evidence they overlooked, new evidence by new events but also new evidence by older events, such as the main perpetrator's abusive False Reports he did back around September, but were only found out and counter-reported in April.
That latest proof was the strongest of all - the main Bad Actor got AGAIN suspended for the #1 reason he kept shifting blame to others: False Reports in bad faith. BA's response: creation of a new account with the same name and an extremely abusive User Flair, visible to his entire community over a whole week, shifting blame to the "Obsessed Troll" yet again. And posts filled with lies in modsupport asking for his reinstatement.
The admins blindly reinstated the Bad Actor and made an incredibly violent action to entirely silence AG. From that point on, it's been obvious: the Admins are engineering actions to condemn and silence AG, also condemning the subreddit in favor of another one which was made in clear bad faith and competition, with its "birthpost" foundation being an extremely abusive post. The online Community is entirely controlled by the bad actors and apparently Admins will never look at the case again.

All in All

This is all still a short summary, about 30% of all that happened. Many parts that warrant another post of this size (e.g. temp mods) are already quickly skimmed over.
It is expected that this post will be falsely reported and removed, despite telling the truth. Due to size, this post does not even delve to the problematics of the subs' subject matter itself: berghain forums on Reddit.
The abusers' main narrative is "an obsessed troll destroyed the original subreddit, attacked people left and right, claims to be harassed by anyone who doesn't like, knows how to ban other accounts by manipulating the report system and is trying to destroy our small music subreddit with false reports". Pure, absolute nonsense. Their subreddit was literally built on abuse, slander and bad faith competition. The main perpetrator kept "advertising" his subreddit, bragging about "its success" and alleging that the victim of his countless abusive actions is "jealous of my sub's success". All about a sub that claims to be "The Berghain Community". They never admitted anything, only kept doubling down on abuse and gaslighting. Admins never properly reviewed the facts and never gave justice to the case.
Reddit is a capitalistic profit-driven platform. Reddit is NOT a safe space. Admins simply do not care, especially for small subs with complex cases. There is literally no support avenue for anything complex. There are many close supporters of Admins who will still claim "admins never take sides, they're never biased, they only follow protocol"… despite clear evidence to the contrary.
Admins were asked countless times to be open for a sincere dialogue - they never responded.
Other specific owners of private subs were asked many times to engage in sincere dialogue - they only responded at a certain time, under certain conditions, with a set agenda, in clear bad faith, derailed the "dialogue" on purpose and used the derailment itself to further incite slander and harassment in private subreddits.
Justice will prevail.

#25
Mike Manzi

• Only predator on this list who didn’t say anything overtly sexual, so the Fairfield police were unable to charge him with a sexual crime. But, he had bad intentions, and his overall story is pretty good
• Math tutor
• “I really can’t afford to do this! No, I can’t! I won’t!”
• “This is harrible (horrible)!”
• “How’s your downward dog?” (Chatlog)
• “Did you blaze?” (Chatlog)
• Hansen: Come on. You’re 32! You had nothing better to do on a Sunday? Manzi: I was gonna watch football. Hansen: Yeah, here with a 13-year-old girl after you blazed.

#24
Gilbert Sutherland

• “She’s … 18. You’re telling me she’s not 18?!” (Pretends to look shocked)
• “I like girls. What can I say?”
• Ran out the door immediately after the cameras showed up at the end of Hansen’s interview

#23
Mohamed Abdallah

• “I was just passing by there.”
• Hansen: Wow, you’re a lucky guy! You’re just driving along, and this good-looking young blonde girl waves you in!
• “I’m an Egyptian. I’m Muslim. I don’t do this (zissa) stuff.”
• “I would never say it like that. Never! Never, ever!”

#22
John Elliott

• Screen Name: BaldBeaverHunter
• “I can tell you’re a therapist!”
• Laughed multiple times during his interview with Hansen
• “I don’t know why you’re asking me this stuff!”

#21
Nick Cocos

• The dopey predator
• “I’m Chris.”
• “Things lead to bad things sometimes.”
• (When Hansen asked him what the lesson was) “Just don’t try it. Someone could be lying to you.”
• Hansen: How about not trying to hook up with a 12-year-old girl? Cocos: Or that, too.

#20
David Kaye

• The rabbi
• (To the decoy) “We’ll see!” (chuckles)
• “You know I’m in trouble, and I know I’m in trouble, and I’m not interested in getting further into trouble.”
• “You don’t have any right!”

#19
Donald Morrison

• Arguably the biggest loser in the history of the show
• “Nup North”
• “I’ve met about a dozen of them.”
• (When Hansen asked what his family will think of his behavior) “I know my mom is going to take my computer and completely throw it away.”
• Hansen: You’re 48 years old, Donald! Why should you rely on your mommy to do discipline?

#18
Jeff Stacy

• Mickey Mouse voice predator
• “What’s wrong with that?”
• “It’s a question!”
• “The internet and real life are two different things.”

#17
Joshua Colon

• (To the decoy) “You look hotter than your picture.”
• (To the decoy, referring to the cupcakes) “Those are red velvet?”
• Recognized Chris Hansen immediately and said, “Oh … shit.”
• Admitted to Hansen what his intentions were
• Made the trip from Queens, NY to Fairfield, CT
• Hansen: Queens? You said Brooklyn!

#16
Ernest Timmons

• The sweaty predator
• “A friend told me to come here.”
• “A guy named Kevin.”
• “We just met on the base. He told me to come here and take- uh, bring the camera.”
• “I’m not telling you a lie, sir!”
• “No, please, sir!”

#15
Dustin McPhetridge

• Cerebral palsy predator
• (To the decoy) “Ah thought you was wantin’ to be shaved … down there.”
• “Wayll, Ah wasn’t gon’ do nothin’!”
• “Ah brought her a razor.”
• Detective: Was it in case you had sex with her? McPhetridge: Yeah, but Ah was gonna try not to.
• (When asked if he had child pornography) “There’s probably a few photos and a few videos.”

#14
Rolando Restocruz

• “Sir, PLEASE!”
• “Sir, can I go?”
• “Sir, I promise you … with my life.”
• “Please don’t put this on TV!”
• “I swear I will never do this again!”

#13
Stephen Coates

• The musician
• “I beg of you.”
• Hansen: How old are you? Coates: I’m stupid. Hansen: How old are you? Coates: 56.
• Maintains to this day that it was roleplay. Hmm.
• “So if this is a setup, I’ll never forgive you.” (Chatlog)
• “I just want you to know how serious it could be if anything goes wrong.” (Chatlog)
• “Promise me something. Ten years from now, you won’t think bad of me.” (Chatlog)
• Wrote an email to a TCAP content creator trying to guilt-trip him into removing a reaction video to his bust
• Wrote a song called “Thought Crime,” which was reflective of his arrest

#12
Jerry Kosis

• The alien predator
• “Wayyyyyyyy, way, way.”
• “Well, outside of maybe wanting to be, I guess, a mentor or something like that.”
• “Wellllllllllllllllll.”

#11
Jerry Griffitt

• Apple Pie predator
• “She was 22, and I don’t remember what her name was.”
• “She said her name was 22. No, she said she was 22.”
• “She said her name was Adrianna.”
• “I thought I was talking to Adrianna.”
• “I don’t know what to tell ya.”

#10
Marvin Lakhan

• Stripped naked in the stinghouse after the decoy asked him to
• Hansen: What are you doing?! Lakhan: Making a mistake. Hansen: Making a mistake? What is going on in your mind?!

#9
John Kennelly

• Stripped naked in the stinghouse after the decoy asked him to (day 1 of 2)
• Showed up at McDonald’s to meet another fake boy (day 2 of 2)
• Kennelly: I’m sorry. Hansen: Sorry doesn’t cut it!
• Hansen: Chatting?! You’re sitting in this kitchen naked, John!
• “Sir, I just came to get something to eat!”

#8
John Dupee

• “Steelers and the Ravens!”
• “I had no intentions with nothin’!”
• “Who’s Brittany?” [puzzled expression]
• “Me and a group of friends snuck into a mansion and partied for days.” (Chatlog)
• “I would love to be the first guy to make you [blank].” (Chatlog)

#7
Jesse Velez

• Prompted the iconic “Meeee, my mommy, and my daddy” line from the infamous decoy
• “Nothing sexual to that nature.”
• “I actually parked at that park right there.”
• “Something told me, ‘Do not walk through that door.’”
• “The lesson here is … don’t walk into no one’s house that you don’t know who even lives there. Don’t do the same thing to other people that you wouldn’t want done to you.”
• “This is not what it seems to be. This is not what it was going to be.”
• “I’m not walking into no one’s house ever again.”
• “Even in my profile, it said, ‘Hey, let’s chat.’”
• “Thank you for this extra experience, actually.”

#6
Michael (Jean Pierre) Wehry

• Probably the most creative fake story out of any predator in the history of the show
• “I thought I was looking for somebody.”
• “John Pedderson.”
• “I was gonna talk about some business.”
• “I heard there was a guy named John Pedderson in this area.”
• “A young man on the phone.”
• “No, I think he had my number.”
• “My problem is I was walking.”
• “I was gonna leave a note.”

#5
Anthony Palumbo

• “You can put that in the frigerata!”
• “You give good directions!”
• “Don’t get drunk with that!”
• “My brotha is home, my otha brotha. So I said I got to go to Atlantic City!”
• “I stopped by … to go there.”
• “I’m not a driver at night.”
• “No, not at all. You can smell my breath.”
• “I’m not gay or anything!”
• (When Hansen asked his age) “39 … 35 … 39.” (He was 46 at the time.)
• “No, you’re right! I did a stupid thing!”

#4
Dan Allen

• “I’m just CURIOUS.” [wildly gestures]
• “I didn’t bring any booze with me. Didn’t bring any condoms, no!”
• “My car’s outside. I can prove that to ya!”
• “It’s all cyberspace.”
• “A couple past experiences show that they’re never 13.”
• “I’ll shove that camera down his throat.”
• “Cut!”

#3
Maurice Wolin

• The doctor
• Spilled the drink, left before Chris Hansen had the chance for an interview after finding the camera crew’s hiding spot
• “Aw, man, I wasn’t doin’ anything!”
• “I didn’t do anything, but I did something stupid.”
• “I don’t remember.” (21 times to Detective Nelson)

#2
Lorne Armstrong

• 407-page chatlog
• Drove from Nashville, TN to Bowling Green, KY.
• Wanted to bring 13-year-old “Kayla” back with him to Nashville.
• “Hey, girrrrl!”
• “Wayll, yell at me why doncha!”
• “This is what I was afraid of. Stupid move!”
• “Oh, CAWD!”
• “I never even meant to do it!” (To Detective Gillingham)
• “Is Ms. Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis? What is she thinking?” (Chatlog)

#1
Jeff Sokol

• Went to Planet Pizza right before going to the stinghouse
• “The small pizza is almost as big as the big one.” (To decoy)
• “Why’d you let me come if you’re so nervous?” (To decoy)
• “Who’s this?”
• “I … I wanna know who you are.”
• “Who are you?”
• “Are you her dad?”
• “Do you also see that I was pretty apprehensive about the whole sex thing?”
• “Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person?”
• “If you thought I came down here to have sex, why didn’t you wait to see if that happened?” (To Detective Kelley)
• “I didn’t think it was against the law to meet a girl.” (To Detective Kelley)
• “I thought it was against the law to have sex. To actually have sex.” (To Detective Kelley)
• “You better watch out. You’re a girl. Girls get fat easier haha. Don’t get fat. It’s not pretty.” (Chatlog)
• “Ballet is for girls.” (Chatlog)

Yea... I was there when the invasion began.
It was so long ago, yet I remember it like it was yesterday. Back then, we only had to worry about nuclear hell fire destroying out species. A result of mad men acting like children with the perverbial big red button. Yet despite this, we tried to live our lives the best way we could. Just trying to survive our own petty struggles that came with day to day life.
Back then, I was just a huble taxi driver, driving about my city, just trying to make a honest living. Iwas actually in my cab when I saw the first ships break through the clouds and begin their attack. I could still remember the screams of people when they began to open fire, destroying building as if they were nothing but toys.
I didn't even know how I was able to escape that blood bath, all I could remember was jumping into my car and hitting the gas as hard as I could. It was just all a big blur, I could see people running as the first ships landed and began to deploy their troops. That's when I saw them... Big ugly bastards dressed in black armor and carrying weapons ....weapons they used on the fleeing people as they tried to get away.
I guess I was one of the lucky ones, cause I was able to get away and didn't stop driving until I reached the mountains. For the first two days, I wondered around the Forrest. I was too afraid to sleep, as I feared what ever those things were would find me. I could hear jets and other aircraft flying overhead, but I could see them through the trees.
It was on my third day however, I ended up being discovered by a group of soldiers as I walked along the road. I guess I must had been more exhausted than I thought, cause the next thing I knew, I was waking up in a hospital bed inside of a large tent filled with doctors and patients.
I could see both soldiers and regular people being treated for various types of injuries. I could hear the sounds of helicopters and vehicles coming from outside, while doctors and nurses did what they could.
Eventually, I found out the true extent of what was going on and I have to admit, I could not believe what I was hearing. I think I even chuckled a bit when I was told that actual aliens were invading the planet. But I soon realized that was all too real, as I the camp I was now in was across a river from another city. A city that was now in complete ruin and was still burning.
Apparently, similar scenes we're taking place all over the world, as more and more ships landed and deployed troops. They... Who ever THEY were, never announced who they were, but it soon became clear to us this was not just an invasion, it was a extermination. As they killed everything and everyone in their way, even if they tried to escape.
Obviously, we were not to keen on becoming extinct and we fought back.... We fought back hard. The nuclear powers unleased their arsenal on the "Invaders", numerous mushroom clouds rising into the air as ballistic and cruise missiles found their targets. I guess that the invaders were not expecting such a a response, as their ships proved to be no match for our rather "Primitive" nuclear weapons. But the fighting continued and eventually, I would end up volunteering with a group calling itself the "15th Volunteer Regiment."
I became a gunner on a old Patton Tank, something that the army pulled out of storage as the war continued. I could remember the first battle I took part in, a small town somewhere in western Texas. We were to go in to releave a detachment of Mexican Soldiers who has been trying to retake the town for the last month.
I could remember when I saw one of the Alien Mech Suits appeared and began to open fire. I could also remember just how I felt when I saw the bastard burst into flames after taking a HEAT round to it's chest. I didn't feel anything for who or what ever had being sinsude that contraption, they were monsters for what they had done and they all deserved to die. It was also during that time that I finally got a good look at just who had invaded.... They looked just like us! But they were completely bald with some kind of tattoo pattern on their heads with impossibly pale skin and eyes that were nothing but whites. Yet we still did not know their name or what they called themselves.
Eventually, North America was cleared and my unit was then sent south to help in the fighting in those regions. Again, I saw the death and destruction the invades had caused. I saw entire towns filled with bodies, many of whom had wounds that suggested they were trying to run away when they were killed. We fought our way down and eventually linked up with the Brazilians and took part in the Battle of the Plate.
For Fives years, we continued to fight. Eventually making it to Africa, southern Europe, the Middle East and finally India. The 15th was there and were were all hell bent on making those bastards pay. By then, the suits in the lab had managed to reverse engineer some of the weapons we that were captured and we were now using tanks with large Lazer cannons, attack aircraft with used some kind of.... Anti-gravity engines, we even had mech suits of our own. But for the 15th, we still used the old Pattons and even a few T-72 we were able to acquire when some Nigerians joined our group.
Then.... Came the Battle of Rangoon.... The last major battle of the war. The invaders had set up some kind of base Intelligence believed to be their main operations center. Once again, al nuclear strike was used to soften their defences and we began to advance. We didn't beat the bastards.... We slaughtered them.
Mexico City... Caracas.... Largos.... Nice.... We remembered.... We remembered what we saw and what they did. We were not going to give them the luxury of Mercy... They were going to pay for what they did.
Five days of absolute hell... But eventually we took the command base and by extension, ended the war. The Rangoon Base was their last stronghold on the planet and we destroyed it. The war was won, but at a heavy cost.
Two billion people were dead, the atmosphere was now heavily irradiated due to the use of nuclear weapons. There was a very real fear of famine due farm land bring destroyed due to the fighting. The next twenty years following the war were not easy, but eventually were were able to rebuild and with the Technology the Invaders left behind. But.... We were not done....
We knew that it could only be a matter of time before they came back and we might not be so lucky. So we began to build up our militaries once again and untied them to form the United Earth Defence Forces. The ships were captured, the few they were, became the basis for a new Space Navy. We soon began to build ships of our own, build bases on other planets and designed new weapons. We never found out the name of our would be attackers, but my people will not soon forget them. We want to find them and show them the true consiquences of their actions.
"So why are you telling me this, ambassador?"
Ever since we became part of the Galactic community, my government have been trying to find out who had attacked us. So far, we have ether been meet with silence or some vauge legend.
"But what purpose would getting revenge serve at this point?"
You would not be saying that if what happened to my people, happened to yours. There is one thing you need to know about my people.... We don't like it when others bully us and we will do everything in our power to hit back at those who hurt us. So ... Will your people help us?
"You humans are driven too much by you emotions."
It what got us through the War and the many skirmishes with your people. Need I remind you who supported your government during your civil war? You owe us.
"And if my government refuses to help?"
It's in their best interest that they do. So will you help us?
"I... Will speak with them when I return home."
You do that... We will speak later.

Sunt barbat, am 25 de ani. Cred ca ma aflu intr-o depresie constanta de foarte mult timp care a fost asa mai up and down. Urmeaza un pic de context:
Am avut un tata destul de naspa care desi nu era vreun betiv sau mai stiu eu ce nu pot spune ca a fost unul bun. Nici eu nici sora mea nu ne-am simtit vreodata apreciati, nu ne-am simtit iubiti, ne-am simtit atat noi cat si mama noastra precum niste sclavi personali ai sai. Niciodata nu am fost suficient de buni pentru el, oricat am fi incercat, mereu aparea ceva ce il facea sa se "supere" si desigur, sa nu mai vorbeasca cu noi pana nu ne ceream iertare in genunchi desi nu facusem nimic gresit in opinia noastra. Cu mama se purta urat, auzeam doar urlete si certuri intre ei dar normal ca au ramas impreuna "de dragul copiilor". Pe langa toate astea este un avar innascut. Mereu am avut impresia ca asta e pe primul loc la el si nu familia sa fapt de care m-am convins pe masura ce am crescut, ajungand la extreme de genul violenta domestica, politie etc.
Eu am fost mereu un baiat linistit, timid, simplu, destul de anxios in societate mai ales cand vine vorba de persoane necunoscute....nu stiu daca se datoreaza in parte copilariei mai putin ideale sau altui motiv. Poate pur si simplu asa imi este personalitatea. In liceu tin minte si acum ca in prima zi de scoala nu am vorbit cu nimeni. M-am asezat in banca langa o colega si nici macar nu m-am uitat la ea...atat de crispat eram si de anxios. In timp am devenit mai relaxat si chiar mi-am facut niste prieteni buni pe parcursul liceului dar pentru ca asa se intampla si "life happens" cum se zice, relatiile de prietenie s-au racit. A urmat apoi facultatea unde am inceput sa simt tot mai tare anxietatea si depresia. Pe mine s-a pus mereu presiune in scoala inca din scoala primara ca trebuie sa fiu cel mai bun la invatatura, sa iau numai 10. Tin minte ca tatal meu nu a vorbit cu mine o luna fiindca am luat premiul 2 in clasa a 5-a sau a 6-a, nu mai tin bine minte. Mi-am ales si o facultate destul de dificila, si stresanta. Am urmat cursurile facultatii de Matematica si Informatica din Brasov. In primul an a fost ok, multe din materii desi inutile mi se pareau interesante, nimic foarte dificil. In al doilea an am inceput sa am probleme cu gradul de dificultate al materiei, cu fosilele de profesori care nu erau in tema cu ce se mananca in ziua de astazi informatica insa care cereau luna de pe cer. Tin minte si acum ca in fiecare zi aproape inainte sa plec la facultate varsam de 2-3 ori dimineata din cauza stresului. Am trecut cumva si de anul doi, si a venit perioada de practica. Am fost la o firma pe perioada verii si am ramas profund dezamagit de mediul de lucru. Atunci mi-am dat seama ca asta nu e ce vreau sa fac pentru restul vietii mele si am ajuns la un breaking point cand am luat decizia sa renunt la cursuri. Probabil ca am luat decizia gresita, dar trebuia sa scap de acolo...nu cred ca as mai fi fost aici daca nu as fi facut asta.
Si asa ajung in prezent...din toate motivele de mai sus si a introvertismului eu ajunsesem la 24 de ani sa nu am niciodata o apropiere mai mare decat o amicitie cu vreo fata. Din fericire supararile ce se datorau facultatii si muncii au disparut atunci cand am reusit sa ma angajez intr-un loc unde chiar imi face placere sa merg in fiecare zi, alaturi de oameni misto. Evident nu am un salariu de programator ci unul ceva mai modest, insa consider ca e mult mai important sa faci ceva ce iti place decat sa te dai cu capul de pereti avand o ocupatie ce iti displace doar pentru bani. Si asa dupa ce imi mai revenisem cat de cat imi facusem in sfarsit curaj sa imi marturisesc sentimentele fata de o colega la timpul restepctiv. Nu mai simtisem niciodata asa ceva pana in momentul acela. Am avut o chestie de vreo 4-5 luni. Ii spun chestie pentru ca nu a fost o relatie. A fost o aventura...pentru ea, iar eu ca fraierul m-am indragostit. Pentru mine era fata visurilor mele si acele 4-5 luni au fost cele mai fericite din viata mea. Dupa ce s-a incheiat, am cazut si mai tare in groapa. Dupa ce ca eram destul de rezervat si inchis, situatia asta a accentuat si mai mult acest lucru. Inca ma doare insa incerc sa trec peste, incerc sa fiu mai deschis, insa simt ca oportunitatile mele de a cunoaste pe cineva sunt foarte mici. Nu prea mai am prieteni, in afara de colegii de munca, dar exista un generational gap intre noi iar toti sunt casatoriti/cu copii. Am incercat aplicatiile de dating, fara succes (surpriza). Sunt constient ca ele sunt mai mult pentru hook-ups si nu pentru a iti gasi jumatatea. Mereu am deschis conversatiile exprimandu-mi intentiile de la bun inceput si eventual cateva complimente, insa de fiecare data ramanea fereastra de chat doar cu mesajul meu acolo. Nu imi place sa ies in cluburi/baruri. Nu imi place galagia si multe din lucrurile ce se petrec in astfel de locuri. Sunt prea timid sa abordez pe cineva pe strada si oricum mi se pare putin ciudat.
Stiu ca asta e reddit si nu un cabinet de psihologie, dar ce ar putea face cineva in situatia mea, acum la 25 de ani, care isi doreste foarte mult sa isi gaseasca jumatatea, sa intemeieze o familie cu speranta si determinarea de a fi mai bun decat tatal meu. Tot ce imi doresc este sa fiu acolo pentru o persoana speciala si sa ma dedic ei. Asta m-a facut sa ma simt extraordinar si in perioada aceea cu fata respectiva. Cand o vedeam pe ea zambind si fiind fericita ma incarcam si eu pozitiv si totul era extraordinar. Am un nepot de 2 ani care e extraordinar si ma tot gandesc ce frumos ar fi...
Imi cer scuze pentru post-ul lung. M-ar bucura niste sfaturi, accept critica constructiva dar v-as ruga daca aveti comentarii rautacioase sa le tineti pentru voi.

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Alright, dropping the charade.
As the title states I'm looking for a best friend first and maybe the connection evolves into something more. The friend-connection matters more to me than anything else. I want to look forward to coming home and hearing about your day just as much as you want to hear about mine while we eat homemade tacos in front of the tv. To me, the best long term connections are those born from friendships.
It seems kind of crazy these days to think like that but what can I say? I'm a bit of a romantic. I like to take my time to get to know someone.
About Me
I'm 6'4" living in the north of Canada. I can practically see Santa's Workshop from my window. I'm an outgoing introvert - very outgoing around friends and family, sort of introverted around new people until I get to know them for an hour and then I warm up. I've been on a new health plan and working on getting fit to lose the covid pounds I've racked on. I've got an adventurous sense of humor that likes to dabble in all the different types. I've got black hair and blue eyes. French is my primary language but I mostly speak English these days. I'm a big hockey fan but I unfortunately go for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Might as well dump any hopes for a championship in my lifetime down the toilet. A few of my interests are collecting "old" books, camping at the family cottage home in the middle of nowhere (on a nice lake), and spending some quality dad time with my 12 year old daughter. "Old" is in marks because we don't get actual old books at the old book store but rather "gently used" ones. I've got a book shelf and a half worth of various ones. Like everyone else, I like music and movies and tv shows and what not but so does everyone. Plus, my crap is better than your crap. That's just the way it is. :P I've got a Bachelor's degree from a university and certified in some IT fields. A Random Fact and a Hot Take: I've never travelled outside of Canada before and winter is better than summer.
About You
You live somewhere on Earth. That's a good starting point. Sorry aliens. You're also outgoing but have some introverted streaks. You like both going out and staying in. You are social and friendly, you like to laugh. Bonus point if you laugh at my bad jokes even if they aren't funny even if I know you're laughing at my unfunny jokes that aren't funny. Your someone who shares some common interest or traits with me but not all because that's boring. Two halves make a whole. I don't care about appearances or nationality or body type or whether you were actually born on mars. That stuff doesn't matter to me. I am attracted to a person's personality much more so than anything about their physical or immutable characteristics.
This is long enough I think. Congrats if you've read this far. You, behind the screen right now reading this, are probably the first to do so. Most just skim the first sentence or two or see how long this is and skip. But I feel like to make sure people are compatible, you need to know about them. I'd personally much rather respond to something of this size than "I like music movies, hiking, camping. Anything else just ask" I want to be able to have conversations longer than 3 word sentences back and forth.
Shoot me a message if you got this far and are interested in some friendship. In your message, tell me anything you know about canada. The weirder the better but anything at all is fine. That way I know you've read this far.
Take care of yourself and live a happy life.

Daimler M. Johann
Age 26
Birthplace august 8
Race Human Mink hybrid
Affiliation shipwright
Nickname The Engineer
Birthplace North blue
Appearance
He is characterised by his brown skin, vivid red eyes, soft but sharp angular facial features, no eyebrows on his forehead, and shoulder-length mainly white-grayish hair with a red patch linear to the divide, which he wore divided down the middle on his head with two separate partings on either side of his face with a small section on one side with a bead in his hair. Stands at 8’7 with a strong but lanky build and a 7’7 wingspan. His attire consisting and is wrapped in bandages showing only hair, mouth, eyes and tips of fingers & toes. they also wear dark greyish beige pants with black boots and a black feather coat with silver lining along the feathers worn on their shoulders like a cape with 2 gold nails in both his ears as piercings, wearing gold gear shaped rings on some of his fingers & one large gold gear ring around his neck. He sports a gold plate on his face with black iron studs on the going down the sides and along the jawline meeting at the chin, also in front his face just above where the eyebrows would be as well. The user also sports black iron studs across his knuckles, forearms, elbows, calves, knee’s, shoulder traps & blades.
Personality
he has some regular traits of a d member having Extreme narcolepsy and wacky sleeping schedule and eats tons of food. He can be quite smart and quick to catch on. He has a greate sense of confidence in his abilities also does know how to gauge someone’s strength. Most of the time he acts like quirky stubborn teenager that has utter fearlessness and unwavering belief in himself. He mostly marches at the beat of his own drum, unwilling to approach anything unplanned or without a strategy of some form. While tends can act or engage in childish behavior or games at relaxed times, He like sharing things with his crew. He can be very forgetful but always pulls through. He has notable durability, endurance & speed
Devil fruit
Metal Metal no Mi, a paramecia type devil fruit can create and manipulate metal from their body or other surfaces through contact at will, making him a metal creation human
Skills
Advanced Aramament & Advanced Conquers haki, Advanced Observation haki. He also has welder, periodic table, mechanics, cybernetic’s & pneumatics knowledge. rouikishi master, electro user,Shipwright
Combat style
He fights bare handed brawling and throwing people into things trying to crush their body against things. He also can create large metal apparatus’s for arms or legs to crush the target. He will sometimes back up and create a type of electric wrist cannon or gun to shoot. Other times he will create mechanical animals and charge them with his electro wiring them to go help kill a designated target or with crowd control. He can also coat and or imbue his punches, kicks and grapples with electro making it harder for their opponent. He has made body apparatus’s to deal with different types of zoan users as well. Spending time with vegapunk gave him more insight on inventions to use in & out of battle powered by his electro

“Asking for help releases us from the toxic isolation that drives our addiction.”
Sex Addicts Anonymous, page 25
I was on my knees in a treatment facility, sobbing into my hands the painful words “I am so alone” when I realized how bereft I was of meaningful human contact. Sure, I had my acting out—a series of images that kept me isolated in endless shame, more extreme by the day. The insanity of doing the same things with the hollow oath “it will be better this time” ringing in my ears led me to hopelessness culminating in attempted suicide.
That day I made a commitment to reach out to others. I called and texted people. I asked people out for supper before the meeting or coffee after. I live an hour and forty minutes from the nearest face-to-face meeting. This requires a level of commitment and planning that I was not prepared to give to my recovery before. Other members noticed this commitment. They started to approach and talk to me. I was rarely touched as a child, and the hugs I was given really impacted me.
I now have numerous sponsees. I put time and effort into using the tools of recovery, and I have opened my heart to the wonderful communion that I can have with my Higher Power and with another human being. I have even learned to connect with myself. I have love to offer and I offer it. I am learning to accept love when it is offered to me.
I have love to offer. I will offer love today.
https://saa-recovery.org/daily-meditation-from-voices-of-recovery/

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Day 7 : A bodybuilder made out of cheese that appears at random moments in the game to help BY Eat_my_fungus17
Day 8 : Flying rideable sharks BY LekinTempoglowy
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Day 11 : The entire bee movie script but it's just hidden in the files BY KARUSTK
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Day 14 : A therapist BY creeperhead_
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i work at a golf course and at this one pond there’s this musky that the owners son brought back from up north and put it in the pond. now it eats all the bass and bass help keep mosquitoes down so whoever catches this thing can do whatever they want to it.
last night I almost had it. the little fucker was on my line but my rod snapped. I went and got a new rod with new line specifically made strong enough to withstand these overweight losers.
i’m tellin y’all rn it’s on sight with this little bitch once i catch him im slapping that dumbass fish off the bank of the pond i swear im face fuckin this musky right in front of the golf course members ion even care.
I just wanted to tell y’all ong 💯

Okay so disclaimer, don't read if you don't want spoilers and this is a long read. I'm not doing a tl:dr because I do think the details are interesting 😅 also please forgive me for any discrepancies and bad writing, I had to write all this down before I forget.
So basically I had a dream about the ending events of Berserk, I thought it was pretty cool and figured I share. Let me know your thoughts and have you had any crazy Berserk related dreams?
Here it goes:
SK takes Guts to an old temple at the base of a snowy mountain. He reveals to him that he is Gaiseric and laments his past actions as a kind and for losing the one he loved to the GodHand. Void is confirmed to be the sage/counselor that was tortured and sacrificed the entire kingdom of midland. He says that the GodHand can only be defeated by the Gods but the only way to call for help is by placing something at their shrine that is located the very tip of the mount him and guts are situated. Guts must embark up the mountain by himself to prove humility, determination, etc and place the leaf itself on the shrine. Gaiseric explains that the formation of the God hand is a natural cycle between darkness and light. As the emergence of Femto is the start of the Age of Darkness so is there an Age of Light where the previous God hand must be reset or rectified by the Divine. Thus, when the Gods intervene it ushers in the Age of Light. Guts is chosen to be the one to usher in the cycle into a new age.
Guts then embarks on the mountain, where he is met to face his demons along the way, having to face his Darkness and understand himself as a man. He becomes enlightened (not like a guru but a whole man) when he reaches the peak, thus he places the leaf at the shrine. The gods reveal themselves and awards Guts with the means to defeat the Godhand. For his bravery and outbof compassion they offer him 3 wishes for himself. Guts wishes that he will be able to embrace Casca again, that their child will be restored and reunited with them, and that when defeating the GodHand he gets to defest Griffith in the same manner as when they first fought (when he joined the hawks). This means that he is granted the closure he deserves and kills Griffith by his own hand before all the fancy armor, magic, supernatural. Just two men and their dreams at odds.
The gods grant these things once Guts finishes off the GodHand. Fast forward to when he does defeat them. The gates of hell are unleashed and after absorbing the souls of the GodHand AND all apostles, vengeful/evil spirits, cleaning any filth caused by the GodHand and their apostles. The heavens open and emit a divine light which then kind of restores the balance of the Astral and physical world. As per request, Griffith isn't just yet taken to hell but is back to himself as an ordinary man. Guts and Griffith face off with Guts being the victor, then Griffith is dragged to hell.
Then Casca, Guts, and moonlight boy reunite and finally can become whole as people and as a family.
The End!

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Cioè.

Hey y'all, thanks for being here, I want to thank my parents, my friends.. Oh, sorry, I don't know how to start writing those things, so I guess I should start from the beginning? Here I go:
It was a sunny day in 1998, when a sweet young lady had a contraction and... oh gosh, sorry again. I will fast forward a bit.
Sooo, a bit about me.. I’m a 25 year old guy looking for someone to help me finish all the tea I make every day. I come with an endless supply of terrible jokes and random snacks. I love art and music. Jazz clubs, museums, and concert halls are where my heart lives. I like visiting new cities, trying new cuisines, and finding moments of tranquility amid the chaos. Also, I absolutely love movies. We can talk about movies for, like, 30 minutes then I (or you more probably) will get bored and change the subject but you got the idea. Physically, I'm tall, my eyes still work, and girls have said I have a nice butt.
I have a cute hamster too so if you read all this and thought "omg he is so boring, I can't stand him anymore" then just bear with me a little longer and you can see Captain Hamsterstein in all his glory once you pm me.
As I'm still kinda not sure about this app and have no idea how anything really works, I'll keep my options open for whatever. So, if you're looking for a friend, I'm your man. Need a shoulder to cry? Still your man. Memes exchange? Hell yeah! Relationship? Tell me what kind of restaurant would you like for our date. Wedding? The suit is ready. Just nonsense flirting? Count me in. Serious talks? Let me grab my smart face. In short, up for whatever and whenever, keep it colorful!
You read this far? Omg, get a life! But seriously, feel free to message me and let's see how it goes. Just behave yourself cause I am legally allowed to handcuff you.
Looking forward to hearing from you!
In the meantime, have a lovely day or night or whatever and take care!
PS, please don't text me if you're only interested in my kidneys.